Dear God, please stop me perving over Sugar and help me find me a fit guy to perv over instead. Or if it turns out you’re OK with the whole same-sex thing, then stop Sugar messing me about and help her find her way into my bed.
Kim - Sugar Rush (via androgynousaxian)

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Does anyone actually watch tampon or pad adverts?

androgynousaxian:

Does anyone actually watch tampon or pad adverts, some people get embarrassed or self conscious when tampon or pad commercials come on, especially when watching with family members or younger siblings who usually ask what they are.

like when the come on TV does anyone find themselves pondering why they’re pushing the sales of the product? It’s obviously going to be used, why spend money on advertising?

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My Alter ego says Hi.

My Alter ego says Hi.

notprimarily:

Here’s a thing a made about getting dressed.  It features my buttocks.

notprimarily:

Here’s a thing a made about getting dressed.  It features my buttocks.

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As if the girl who kissed my fiancé potentially gave him headlice.

Who then gave me headlice.

We delt with them. Obviously. We checked our hair with headlice combs and were 100% nit and lice free.

The girl who he kissed has a thing about killing animals and bugs she gets emotional if you kill mosquitoes, she came over three days ago.

We have headlice again.

Seems too way coincidental, I dyed my hair four days before the girl came over and checked again after I saw black things in the water, it turned out to be black pieces of dandruff. After I dried my hair I re-checked it and I was all clean just like my fiancé.

Lice can only live off the human body for a maximum of 24 hours, they need blood to survive , so a house or bed can’t be infested.

*Update* We just asked her to comb her hair and she has headlice.


YAY. ¬_¬

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Some of my modeling pictures <3

Some of my modeling pictures <3

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